Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Wealthmaker.com lays down the odds for Round 4

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No odds  Richmond vs Collingwood  No odds
The Pies are at unbackable odds, so we won’t let you back them.....we’re not stupid.  Exotic bets are available on how many goals they score.
Exotic Bets:
<20 goals Pays $10
20-25 Pays $1.10 
25-30 Pays $1.01
30+ Pays $1.03
$1.20 Hawthorn vs West Coast $2.75
West Coast have started well, but the honeymoon can’t last forever.  They did collect the wooden spoon last year after all.
Exotic Bet:  Worsfold is the first coaching casualty of 2011 Pays $5
$1.92 Carlton vs Essendon $1.92
Could be the game of the round.  Flip a coin and empty your wallet, ‘cos we have no idea.
Exotic Bet: Hirdy’s blonde locks ain’t so blonde by the end of the year Pays $1.90
$3.50 Sydney vs Geelong $1.50
With inflation, increasing cost of living and probably a carbon tax soon, the only responsible action for Sydneysiders is to make larger and riskier bets.  Go long on the Swans.
Exotic Bet: Gary Ablett desperately asks Geelong to take him back for 2012 Pays $1.05
$2.50 Port Adelaide vs Adelaide $1.75
Showdowns are always tough to pick.  If anything gets Port off the bottom of the ladder, it’ll be the thought of getting beaten by The Crows.
Exotic Bets:  First punchup starts before quarter time Pays $2
$100 Gold Coast vs Melbourne $1.01
The Suns will do well to finish second last this year.  Still .... might be worth a flutter.
Exotic Bet:  Carmichael Hunt starts cramping during the national anthem Pays $1.10
$1.60 Fremantle vs North Melbourne $2.10
Could Freo finally live up to the promise?  They’ve let you all down before.  Any reason they won’t again?
Exotic Bet:  NM President James Brayshaw cries before the final siren Pays $1.50

For this week only, a Super Exotic Bet on which teams get the BYE.  Pick the trifecta of Brisbane, St Kilda and Western Bulldogs Pays $0.99

Wealthmaker.com promises it has not been in direct contact with any players in relation to exotic bets*.

*Promise is non-legally binding and therefore does not constitute an actual promise.

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